Submitted by whirlpool on Sun, 06/06/2004 - 13:49.

Once upon a time there was a planet full of trolls and lawyers. The lawyers were like any other lawyers. And the same for trolls, they were like any other annoying trolls. Suddenly the population of trolls and lawyers increased on that planet to unimaginable degree. The lawyers started to ask for rules and bylaws and trolls started asking for coffee and tea. Coffee and tea plantation on this planet were not sufficient, its a planet with no equator. And what the lawyers asked for was too complicated for IANALs. Then suddenly an idea came to a group of lawyers and trolls, that they would create a space ship and take all the lawyers and trolls with them. As they were the only two groups of people not happy with their planet.

In their journey to a prechosen planet called drupal in their space ship. The lawyers are working hard to write down all the rules and codes they want to be applied upon them in their new planet. Charters, policies, laws, rules and so on. They write charters and write simpler charters. They right laws and simplify them more. Meanwhile, trolls starting to find no one to troll except the lawyers so they start making fun of them and write fictional stories about them.