This is the funniest geek cartoon I've ever seen.

http://www.rt.e-technik.tu-darmstadt.de/~eva/images/uf003073.gif

That was a text file on black.box.sk once upon a time... I found it in google's cache.

The original is hilarious. Read it.

http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:TV6PlcVWqtgJ:black.box.sk/articles/1/Elf.txt+jesus+credit+card+127.0.0.1&hl=en&ie=UTF-8