Manal and Alaa's bit bucket

In defense of religion, of course:Egyptian authorities will confiscate copies of the best-selling novelThe Da Vinci Code and ban the film based on the book from showing inEgypt, the culture minister told parliament on Tuesday.To applause from members of parliament, minister Farouk Hosni said: "Weban any book that insults any religion… We will confiscate this [...]

Give 'em guns step back watch 'em kill each other!                                                                       Changes, Tupac Shakur

That would be bad. Just call it a brotherly-disagreement-that-involves-lots-of-bullets-and-violence amongst the palestinain people . But no, not a civil war, cause that would be serving the plans of the american agents. Ok?Sigh… 

This is an actual true story that was reported in the egyptian newspapers:A Taxi driver was driving in Cairo at night when this old man who had a white beard and was dressed all in white stopped him and asked him to take him to a certain destination. The Taxi driver agreed and started conversing [...]

The Islamist militia in Somalia banned the viewing of the worldcup, and its now causing riots in Mogadishu. Big Pharaoh has the story!

Now, there is an argument you don't hear everyday!

Rana Farouk is quitting singing and becoming a hijabi so that she can be a great role model to all muslim girls everywhere. Now, if 3 of you can tell me 2 known songs that Rana Farouk has done, hell, if 3 of you can tell nme that you have heard of her before [...]

Hey,now that they are looking for witches, maybe now the Mutawas will lay off the women. Oh, who am I kidding? Witches are usually women anyway. Oh Boy!

The Saudi female blogger Eve just had her blog blocked in Saudi thanks to the valiant efforts of the Saudi male Blogistanis who really hate to see women expressing themselves over the inetrnet, or like, anywhere. The other saudi female bloggers (Aya and Farah to cite an example) are fuming [...]

Chavez is spending $1.5 billion in Bolivia to prop up his own poodle the Bolivian President in front of his people and show that not all investers are running away from Bolivia (just the ones interested in making money). Good for Bolivia, shitty for venezuelans. That's your money guys, and he is wasting it. [...]

Die Zionist Chickens . DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ahemd T had a list that the New Statesman compiled of heroes of our time . The list includes: Hugo Chavez, Noam Chomsky, Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro,George Galloway and-of course- Jimmy Carter! I am just mad that Saddam Hussein or Bashar Al Assad didn't make the nlist. They were robbed man. Robbed! 

You can't compare Mexico's ways of dealing with immigrants-legal or illegal - to the way it wants the US to deal with illegal mexican immigrants. That would be RACIST. Cause, as you know, they are MEXICAN, as NOT WHITE. And as we all know, ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE CALLED RACIST!No? 

Seriously, can anyone tell me why the FBI is still looking for Hoffa's body ?Mark Weidel grew up hearing rumors that Jimmy Hoffa's remains were buried on a nearby horse farm.[…]"They're not gonna find anything," the 32-year-old said.The FBI seems to think otherwise. It has mobilized dozens of agents,cadaver dogs, demolition experts and archaeologistss andanthropologist. [...]

By order of the king nonetheless:King Abdullah has told Saudi editors to stop publishing pictures ofwomen because they could lead young men astray, newspapers reportedTuesday.[…]The king told editors on Monday night that publishing a woman's picture was inappropriate."One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, ortheir wife to appear in this way?' [...]

This is funny , albeit pathetic:Saudi Arabia has postponed plans to replace male sales staff in lingerie shops with women.The move had been its first cautious attempt to bring more women into the work-place.Why did they do that? Well, the mufti, ehh, intervened:But even minor reforms have incurred the wrath of ultra-conservativereligious leaders, such as [...]

I give you the Koranic Tuna :A tuna fish caught in the Indian Ocean this week has excited KenyanMuslims who are flocking here by the hundreds to see a Koranic verseapparently embedded in its scales.Dubbed the "wonder fish" by locals in this port city, the 2.5-kilo(5.5-pound) tuna has attracted so much attention it has been [...]

The crazy terrorism syndrome reaches Saudi. According to this Al Arabiya article , the Saudi interior ministry declared that the guy who opened fire at the American Consulate in Saudi was- get this- CRAZY. This, of course, makes all egyptians laugh (you should see the comments in the article's comments section. Funny ass shit) because [...]

Betsy has a great piece on it right here. My favorite part is this piece of historical truth:Moustafa Darwish worked as a film critic and directed governmentcensorship in the 1960s. He recalls "many films (that) had something todo with religion … were forbidden," although he felt they contained"nothing against public order or morals."Films showing [...]

Moussaoui wants to withdraw his guilty plea now , after the trial is over and the verdict was handed. He apparently lied for no reason, and now believes that the american system can indeed give him a fair trial. Ohh yeah!In his motion, Moussaoui said he lied on the witness stand March 27when he reversed [...]

Ok, now this just pisses me off :Three years after a U.S.-led invasion toppledSaddam Hussein, only one major U.S. building project in Iraq is onschedule and within budget: the massive new American embassy compound.The $592 million facility is being built insidethe heavily fortified Green Zone by 900 non-Iraqi foreign workers whoare housed nearby and under [...]

I just live for this shit ! Talk about Faith rewarded!

The syrian regime gets more hilarious by the moment, I swear:A Syrian military court has issued a summons for a Lebaneseparliamentarian over allegations he urged the United States to invade Syria as it did Iraq.Syrian attorney Hossam al-Deen Habash said Saturday that thelegislator, Walid Jumblatt, will be tried in absentia if he defies thesummons.Jumblatt [...]

Tequila is the nectar of gods.D. is a minx.nothing like dj's who hire live musicians to play alongside their music.KFC is the only place that delivers after 2 am, thus KFC rulz. Birdflu can kiss my ass.Gonna pass out now. Tequila sunday is coming up. 5 bottles to be finished in a month.  Need my [...]

The world has gone bonkers :With a new production about Libya'scolorful leaderMuammar Gaddafi, the English National Operaboldly goes where no opera house has gone before."Gaddafi," which opens in September, will feature Asianbeats and rap in place of arias and romance, and the title rolewill be performed by a 39-year-old Irish-Indian nightclub MCcalled JC-001.The opera tackles [...]

Ahh, Bolivia, every socialist wet dream coming true to life, thanks to Morales : Bolivia's leftist government said Tuesday it would extend control overmining, forestry and other sectors of the economy after President EvoMorales nationalized the country's huge natural gas industry. Foreigngovernments warned relations could be damaged.Soldiers were posted at 56 gas installations around the country [...]

I will marry me a jewish girl, this way, if the islamists win, I will be in the clear and one Jew will be saved from the holocaust that is bound to take place afterwards; and If , on the other hand, the jewish conspiracy shit is true and they really do control the world, [...]

And this story is the perfect example:A BANGLADESHI woman who shook a baby boy so violently that he sufferedbrain damage walked free from court yesterday because a judge concededthat she did not know how to behave in the West.Rahella Khanom, 24, caused the five-month-old boy in her care to sufferfractures to his breast bone [...]

Talk about things improving under the leadership of Hamas: The Israelis are threatening a re-occupation of Gaza.Now that's some progress for your ass!