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Joke

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 29/06/2006 - 23:18
I figured it out: Syria is not protected by the Egyptian laws so I can make fun of them on my Egyptian blog! As matter of fact all Egyptian bloggers can start attacking the Syrian Regime while the Syrian bloggers can do us a favor and attack the Egyptian one. This way we will both be safe! while doing each other a favor!

So here is headline in Algomhoria that made me smile:

بعد تحليق طائرات إسرائيل فوق قصر بشار
سوريا : قادرون علي ردع أي هجوم لجيش الاحتلال

?? I do not know how to comment on this? Can you make sense of this headline? I can not. it just made me smile because I tried to figure how did this minister or official looked to the cameras hours after foreign aeroplanes flew over his president bedroom and then he can face the cameras and say "we are ready!!!"

Man...
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How to cook vegtables

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 29/06/2006 - 22:21
It trun out that not only Egyptian officials are protected by the law but even
النظام العام والآداب العامة are protected as well!!

Do not believe me, read What Elmasreen reported on Dr. Mofeed Shehab:

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عقب الدكتور مفيد شهاب وزير الدولية للشئون القانونية والمجالس النيابية على ما ذكره أحد النواب بأنه تم إلغاء امتحان الطالبة بسبب هجومها على الإدارة الأمريكية بقوله: إن الأمر ليس بهذه الصورة، فقد قامت الطالبة بكتابة عبارات تمثل قذفا في النظام العام والآداب العامة وتدل على الاستهتار.
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All of them are protected

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Wed, 28/06/2006 - 20:43
According to the comment the blogger darsh-safsta left on my last post, I can be charged for offending a judge or commenting on his decision. I did not know that. I am very sorry judge. It will not happen again.

I also read this on Elmasreen today:

والدكتور أحمد فتحي سرور رئيس المجلس، الذي أكد أن المادة 184 عقوبات تقضي بالحبس والغرامة أو إحداهما ضد من أهان أو سب بإحدى الطرق مجلسي الشعب والشورى، كما تقضي المادة 18 بالحبس والغرامة ضد من سب شخصًا ذا صفة نيابية ، موضحا أن من يتهم مجلس الشعب بالخيانة العظمي يكون قد ارتكب جنحة، وأنه لن يتهاون ولن يتسامح في إهانة المجلس.
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من كفل لها حرية الكلمة

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Wed, 28/06/2006 - 04:44
Al-Gomhouria reported the following regarding the jailing of the editor who "humilated" the president.:


"
قبل النطق بالحكم قال المستشار أسامة صلاح إن المحكمة تنعي ما آلت إليه القيم والأخلاق واندثارها ...........................
قال ها هي تلك الأقلام تعود كسهام نحو صدر من كفل لها حرية الكلمة وهو رئيس الجمهورية.
التفاصيل في حوادث وقضايا "


Thanks to the judge; he gave me new information I did not know before: I always thought that حرية الكلمة was granted by the constitution and not by the president.
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second richest man in the world

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Mon, 26/06/2006 - 22:56
Read the full story at CNN:

CNN:
Billionaire Warren Buffett said Monday his decision to leave most of his wealth to charity was "logical." "I'm not an enthusiast for dynastic wealth, especially when the alternative is six billion people much poorer (than we are) having a chance to benefit from the money,

I: Would not it be nice if our rich guys/ladies in Egypt leave most of their fortunate to charity like this American Billionaire.
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السجن لمدة عام

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Mon, 26/06/2006 - 20:20
In the BBC today:

قضت محكمة مصرية بالسجن لمدة عام على رئيس تحرير صحيفة الدستور الاسبوعية بعد إدانته بإلاساءة إلى رئيس الجمهورية.

Ya nhar abid, da elmodow begad wa bahk wa hakiki. Ana kont fakrehim bihosha wa bas.

I think I should go ahead and switch this blog to cooking as I planned earlier to be on the safe side :).
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Overweight people and Islam

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sun, 25/06/2006 - 21:41
Here is a nice article in BBC

"Researchers in the US once spent months looking into why the French remained so much slimmer than Americans. After intensive study, they came to a remarkable conclusion:

It was because the French ate less!

Main courses, puddings, even drinks all come in smaller sizes. No super-size portions in Paris... yet."


It is remarkable that Prophet Mohamed PBUH some 1400 years ago said: The are no more evil container a human can fill than the stomach. He also instructed us when we eat to keep only 1/3 of our stomach for food, 1/3 for drinks and 1/3 for air!!!!
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أنيس منصور and التعليم الجامعي‏

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sat, 24/06/2006 - 21:36
Anis Mansour wrote today in Alahram:

ويقول د‏.‏ جوهر‏:‏ أما الأساتذة فلا يستطيعون ان يتفرغوا للتدريس‏.‏
وإذا تفرغوا ماتوا من الجوع ولذلك فالطبيب الواحد له أكثر من عمل يجري بين الجامعة وبين المستشفيات والعيادة الخاصة‏,‏ لأن مرتبه تافه‏,‏ بالاختصار لكي ينصلح هذا التعليم فوق وتحت وفي المدرسة والجامعة نحن نحتاج إلي معجزة‏,‏ وقد مضي زمن المعجزات‏!‏

Egypt being a "developing" country has its advantage and that is all the problems that we are facing have already been solved by the "developed" countries! All we have to do is just to look how did others solve these problems!
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الكادر الخاص الجديد للمعلمين

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 22/06/2006 - 04:02
In Alahram today:

ويتضمن مشروع الكادر الخاص حوافز للمعلمين أصحاب المهارات الإضافية‏,‏ مثل الحصول علي دورات تدريبية فعالة في الكمبيوتر‏,‏ أو الدراسات العليا‏,‏ أو كفاءات أخري تضيف مهارة للعملية التعليمية‏.‏
ويتراوح الحد الأدني لراتب المعلم الحديث بين‏300‏ جنيه‏,‏ و‏500‏ جنيه‏,‏ ويشتمل الكادر الجديد علي معايير للترقي إلي‏5‏ مستويات للمدرس‏.‏

The Egyptian government should be congratulated for taking this very good step forward.
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فسادستان

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 22/06/2006 - 01:11
Ahmed Ragab asked today in Al-Akhbar:

متي تتخلص بلدي من اسم فسادستان وليعود اليها اسمها الطاهر:مصر

The answer is simple:

This will happen when every one knows that he/she can get fired if the job was not done right, no matter who he/she may know higher up in government chain. If the quality of your work is the only thing that is keeping you in your position and not the gifts you gave to your boss then every one will not dare to abuse his job.

This starts at the top of the government chain by firing any one who does not do his/her Job right and more important by providing the mechanism by which people
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مستعد لدفع ثمن الديمقراطية في مصر

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sun, 18/06/2006 - 21:27
Today in Al-Masreen, عبد الغفار شكر wrote:


لم تثبت القوى المطالبة بالديمقراطية في مصر حتى الآن أنها جادة في خوض معركة الديمقراطية في تنسيق يجمعها معا، ولم تثبت أيضا أنها مستعدة لدفع الثمن. وسيطول الأمر بمصر في ظل السلطوية وستظل الديمقراطية بعيدة المنال ما لم تحسم القوى الديمقراطية أمرها وتعمل بكل جدية من أجل بناء جبهة القوى الديمقراطية وتثبت في الواقع الفعلي أنها مستعد لدفع ثمن الديمقراطية في مصر.
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سحب قانون الشائعات

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sat, 17/06/2006 - 23:24
Congratulations!

Today in Alakhbar:

قرر النائب هشام مصطفي خليل التقدم بطلب الي مجلس الشعب لسحب مشروع قانون الشائعات.

Bravo Hesham!

What did we learn from this episod: Normal people can make a difference! The opposition that we made to this law did work!

To celebrate let us make this day 6/17 an annual day for rumors.... No let us not, it is not Islamicly right to spread rumors.

Congratulations again!
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الفهلوة المصرية

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sat, 17/06/2006 - 04:39
Ahmed Ragab wrote in Al-Akhbar:

الكل يشاهد المونديال في مصر حتي بواب العمارة. ازاي ياعم سيد؟ فيرد توصيلة بحتة سلكة، فالمصري يولد ذكيا ويظل ذكيا مالم يلتحق بالحكومة، وفي 'عودة الروح' يقول توفيق الحكيم حتي الجاهل غير المتعلم عنده اختزانات 7 آلاف سنة حضارة، وأنا أسمي نتاج هذه الاختزانات عند الجاهل 'الفهلوة المصرية'،


So ... now we have journalist cheering for thieves! and call them smart people! What happened! How come we get so confused that we can not judge the "right" and "wrong".
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We are officially poor

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 15/06/2006 - 06:17
We are officially poor! If our government can not put the world cup on Egyptian TV then that is it. We are poor! I know I should have known that long time ago but I have been in denial until I read this on El-Masreen:

في المقابل ، أرجع أنس الفقي وزير الإعلام في رده على البيان العاجل عدم إذاعة المباريات على القنوات الأرضية بالتلفزيون إلى العائق المادي؛ مؤكدا أن البث الأرضي كان سيكلف مصر 18 مليون يورو ، وهو ما يعادل 144 مليون جنيه.
وأضاف أن هذا المبلغ الضخم يمكن أن يبني 144 مدرسة أو 288 وحدة صحية، ولو دفعته الوزارة للحصول على حق بث المباريات "لاتهمنا بإهدار المال العام"، موضحا أن التلفزيون يدفع 200 ألف يورو يوميا مقابل إذاعة دقيقة ونصف لأهداف المباريات على القنوات الأرضية ، بالإضافة إلى حصوله على ملخص لإذاعة المباريات.
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قانونا لمكافحة الشائعات!

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Tue, 13/06/2006 - 20:54
Read the details in FilBalad

ونص مشروع القانون الذي تقدم به النائب هشام مصطفى خليل عن الحزب الوطني الديمقراطي الحاكم"
، على أنه "مع عدم الإخلال بأي عقوبة أشد ينص عليها أي قانون آخر يعاقب كل شخص يثبت أنه وراء صنع أو ترويج أو تحبيذ أي شائعة بالحبس مدة لا تجاوز سنة وغرامة لا تقل عن ألف جنيه (166 دولارا) ولا تجاوز خمسين ألف جنيه أو بإحدى هاتين العقوبتين".


So ... we said early that we will not criticise the president or the ministers in this blog because the law against humiliating the president that we have in Egypt and I did not know about it.
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the return of the lost son

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sun, 11/06/2006 - 10:44
I just watched the movie over ART-Aemerica. This is the second time I saw that movie the first one was many years ago in Egypt! I was very impressed at that time and I am still impressed today.

The songs words, Majda Elromie voice, the script, the photographer, the direction of Youseef Shaheen .... what can I say ... this movie makes Me proud that I am Egyptian and that I am Arab.

The best part the song: "The street belongs to us, only to us .... The other people; those selfish ones, are not part of us"

Amazing movie....and May be even the best arabic movie ever made?! MUST-SEE
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hardcore Islam and hardcore liberalism?

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Wed, 07/06/2006 - 03:23
I read this comment on one blog

".... In other words, I do not believe that hardcore Islam and hardcore liberalism are capable of reconciliation. And it's a bit difficult to be NOT hardcore in either of them. .... "

The first words I am tempted to say is "How stupid this guy is" but I am not going to say it :) because I learned that I should attack the opinion and not the person.

So ...

This opinion is *wrong*. In fact Islam and liberalism is one coin with two faces!!!

Yes!!!

Look at the fact that we do not have priests in Islam! No one between you and God.

Look at the fact that any one in the mosque can lead the prayer upon the approval of those praying behind him.

Look at the fact that fact that all mosques in the USA choose their leaders by voting.
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Bush renew fight against gay marriage

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Mon, 05/06/2006 - 21:11
CNN report today about president Bush fight. Read here. In the report, they are talking about a constitutional amendment that has a "slim" chance of passage.

I wonder what do we Egyptians learn from this "slim chance" story.

Does this story tell us that the majority's religious/social/political/... beliefs should/could/might/... be imposed on the whole society by a "slim" chance of passage on the congress floor.

Is it morally possible for any religious/social/economical majority to impose its rules on the other religious/social/economical minorities?

As it clear by this story, the answer is YES. You can do that, guild-free as long as you gave every one the right to vote.
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حزب الملائكة !!

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Mon, 05/06/2006 - 01:31
In Akhbar-Elyoum the editor Momtaz El-kot wrote:

الصحيح أيضا ان الحزب الوطني مر بمراحل اصلاح كثيرة، بدأت تتسارع خطاها خلال السنوات القليلة الماضية، مع دخول فئات جديدة من المثقفين والشباب، الذين ظلوا لفترات طويلة بعيدين عن الممارسة السياسية، من جراء جمود الحزب، وتحوله في فترة من الفترات إلي مجرد ديكور سياسي، يختفي وراء عباءته بعض الساسة والانتهازيين، الذين اساءوا إليه، وكانوا سببا أساسيا في اهتزاز الثقة فيه كحزب للأغلبية!!

I do not know how to react to this.
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تهم التجمهر وترديد هتافات مناهضة للحكومة

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Wed, 31/05/2006 - 06:35
In the website FilBalad today:

جددت النيابة العامة المصرية يوم الثلاثاء حبس 133 ناشطا لمدة 15 يوما على ذمة التحقيق معهم بتهم التجمهر وترديد هتافات مناهضة للحكومة.

If I am the leader of "Kefaya" and I would like to organize a protest on a certain day against the government, the last thing I would do is to send my members to the specific square where the police force is waiting to arrest my members!!!!!

.... where then I would send them!! You ask???
I would send them to *every* and *all* squares in Cairo instead!

.... I would send two to Ramsis square, Two to Attaba Square, two to El-Giza Square, etc ....
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Strength in numbers

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Tue, 30/05/2006 - 21:43
Being in the USA I can not verify how successful was the Turning-off-light plan last Thursday. People were supposed to turn-off the light between 9-10 pm as a protest to the heavy-hand tactics of the Police when dealing with demonstrations.

Hopefully it did work. But any way, we need more of these events to put more pressure on the government to move toward political reform.

It has been embarrassing to watch (in the news) only few thousands (some time hundreds) demonstrating in a city (Cairo) that has 16 million persons. Why is that? Why only a few Egyptians seem to be interested.

Of course the opposition party would blame it on the government and how it limited the freedom of the political parties to operate in the society and especially in the universities.
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كيف يساهم مصريو الخارج

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Mon, 29/05/2006 - 08:37
Interesting article in Alquds about:

تشجيع الضغط الدولي ودعم مالي لورد الجناين وخبرات غير تقليدية: كيف يساهم مصريو الخارج في إحداث فوضي خلاقة بمصر؟
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Why we (Egyptians) are behind?

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sun, 28/05/2006 - 00:28
Technologically I mean of course! As a matter of fact we are more advanced than the USA in some fields. For example we take care of our parents much more!

I have been thinking about this question since I came to the USA on daily basis actually. Every where I look every event I attend I am always thinking about this comparison.

So beside corruption which is the source of all evils in Egypt, one answer is better work ethics. It is strange that the Americans will have better work ethics considering the fact that the prophet told us that Allah likes if any one do a job that the job is perfected! So how come after a direct order like this we do not do a perfect job in every single job we are responsible for? May be we forgot about this Hadith?

But what about the Americans? Why they (in my eyes) do perfect jobs? Answer: Market economy! Every one of my colleagues knows that he can get fired tomorrow so he/she better work really hard.

I had one German colleague; he used to work like a clock.
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Ahmed Bahgat

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Fri, 26/05/2006 - 23:16
I really like reading to Ahmed Bahgat. Since Ahram went online and the only thing that I make sure I read daily is Ahmed Bahgat.I started liking him when I was a teenager and I bought his book "Dialogue between cultured cat and ignorant child." For me at that young age it was my first introduction to philosphy, critical thinking, life-in-general, all written an easy style that even a child can
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Abdel Based Abdel Samd

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 25/05/2006 - 22:16
Call me nationalist but I am really proud that Abdel Based Abdel Samd is Egyptian. You can listen to him reading the Quran as well as other readers at:

http://quran.muslim-web.com/
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مسرح بني سويف

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Tue, 23/05/2006 - 19:15
In the BBC today:

قضت محكمة مصرية بالسجن عشر سنوات على ثمانية من مسؤولي وزارة الثقافة.
وكان المسؤولون الثمانية قد أدينوا بتهمة الإهمال لفشلهم في تطبيق معايير منع وقوع الحرائق في مسرح بني سويف.

I would like to raise my hat (I am in the USA after all) to the court. Good Job and alhamdoAlllah for our judges.
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شيفرة دافنشي

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Mon, 22/05/2006 - 21:35
Today in Alquds:

ابراهيم درويش
قرأتم الرواية والان جاء الفيلم. في الرواية الكثير من الكلام ولا مشاهد، في الفيلم صور كثيرة ولكن دون قصة. دان براون ليس كاتبا عظيما، ويعترف ان ما قدمه في كتابه الشهير جدا، شيفرة دافنشي، ليس جديدا بل هو معروف منذ زمن طويل. توم هانكس لا علاقة له بشخصية لانغدون. هذه هي الانطباعات الاولي التي تسجل عن فيلم شيفرة دافنشي ،
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Rushing toward reform

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Sat, 20/05/2006 - 22:01
I just listened to President Mubarak in Egyptian Satellite Channel. He said winds of reform will keep blowing toward the area (good!) and he warned from rushing toward reform(!) and iterated that reform should be gradual.

I think President Mubarak needs to explain more what exactly are the dangers of rushing toward reform. Many Egyptians (me included) do not see any danger from independent Court, Free Elections, Eliminating corruption in the government, and specifically the taming of Egyptian police practices! (Please! enough hitting people with your shoes, see photo below).

What is so bad about rushing toward these goals!

We need the government to share with us any hidden dangers that we as public do no associate with having independent court!
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خميسا اسود آخر

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Fri, 19/05/2006 - 09:49

In alguds Alarsbi today:



القاهرة ـ القدس العربي : شهدت القاهرة امس خميسا اسود آخر اذ قامت قوات الأمن بالاعتداء علي المتظاهرين المتضامنين مع القضاة ما اسفر عن سقوط مئات المصابين واعتقال نحو ستمئة متظاهر معظمهم من جماعة الاخوان وحركة كفاية . وخطفت قوات الأمن عددا كبيرا من المعارضين من بيوتهم ومن الشوارع

I think those 600 really proved they want political reform and they are ready to be jailed for it.
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all demonstrations deemed illegal

by Egyptian-in-USA from egyptianwish.blogspot.com on Thu, 18/05/2006 - 08:37
In NewYork Times today: "The government's (Egyptian) intentions in the judges' case seem clear. The Interior Ministry (Habib Al-Adly) announced Tuesday that all demonstrations in support of the judges would be deemed illegal, and it began Wednesday night to move riot-equipped police forces into the area around the High Court."

I guess today (Thursday) is the day when "Kefaya" and others can prove that they are ready to "pay the price" for the political reform they demanded, as they declared in their webpage.

If the Egyptians *really* need any thing from the government, there is no way the government can stand against their wish (75 million Egyptians!!), so the whole political reform issue is really a question of how serious the p
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