Manal and Alaa's bit bucket

Jen asks all the right questions!

Muammar Ghaddafi has a blog now , in english as well, and it should provide all y'all with'a glimpse in the mind of the great leader of the Libyan revolution. The best part in my opinion? We now have the official spelling of his damn name: it's Gathafi.  (H/t: Or does it.. )

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The art of lazily lounging dangerously!

That's cute!NOBEL peace laureate Betty Williams displayed a flash of her feistyIrish spirit yesterday, lashing out at US President George W.Bushduring a speech to hundreds of schoolchildren.Campaigning on the rights of young people at the Earth Dialogues forum,being held in Brisbane, Ms Williams spoke passionately about the deathsof innocent children during wartime, particularly in the [...]

Lisa's blog , which is by israeli standards, as peacenik as they come, is being hailed by this al arabiya article as the prime example of hardline and fanatic israeli position.HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE… In other news, they are reporting that the lebanese are mad, because Mrs. Lebanon and Mrs Israe l have taken pictures together.Fantastic journalism! 

..like a chinese woman who owns a sword whose husband wouldn't cook dinner. Asian women=submissive? My ass!

I have a phobia when it comes to self-medication. I fear all kinds of anti-depressants, mainly because I think that the majority of people take them out of conveinece and not necessity. As one who took Adderral in College on and off for 2 and a half years because I was too lazy to bother [...]

Gotta love New Zealanders, cause this is genius:Live "sex shows" of bulls mounting asimulated cow have become a big attraction at an agriculturalexhibition taking place in New Zealand.The fake 'cow' — a small go-kart with natural cowhide onits roof — was developed by Ambreed New Zealand Ltd. tocollect semen from bulls more safely and efficiently [...]

We had a 10 am meeting today to discuss the formation of this new company that we, well, intend to form. The meeting comprises of me, my colleauges S. and W., the head of investments E. and our Investment Guru, Mr. L., the man, the legend, and a few other insignificant nodding heads. Mr. L. [...]

Well, the girl has to be a scientologist AND deal with Tom's crazy ass. One could even say that she sold herself cheap!

 Michael Berg, Nick Berg's father, doesn't seem to think that Zarqawi's death- the same Zarqawi who beheaded his son, is a big deal! If anything, he seems to think that Zarqawi's death is actually a bad thing for Iraq.Michael Berg, a pacifist who is running for Delaware's lone House seaton the Green Party ticket, said [...]

When I was in college, I used to have an affinity for Coors light Beer, and I would always advocate using it in Beer Pong more than any other kind, which always made me subject of redicule, because Coors Light, tastes, well, kinda like Water. What they never understood was that this is precisely the [...]

Gee, someone really hates porn!

This is for all of the egyptian bloggers currently taking University exams: A Bangali University postpones its exams until after the worldcup finals .Nice, ehh? 

This dude climbed Mount Everest and then stripped naked in celebration for 3 minutes , making him the first person to strip on Mt. Everest in the entire world. I don't care that the Nepali Buddhists are offended, this dude is my Hero.

And it doesn't have any rides ? And it's done by the british? What? 

Good news: An Indian has offerd a bounty on the head of an author for a book that they viewed as mocking their faith. The good news part? The Indian is catholic, and the author is Dan Brown , thus proving that 1) it's not only muslims who do crazy shit like that, catholics do [...]

Oh, you've got to be kidding me !

If I had to go through what Hal goes through every time she wants to go out , I would fuckin shoot myself. I can't even imagine 10 things I would do before I got out, let alone 20. There is shower, shave, brush teeth, brush hair, put something on, find matching socks, and get [...]

You a virgin? Can't get laid in germany (aka total loser)? Need to go to a whore house to lose your virginity? Afraid that the whores will laugh at you ( as if they won't anyway) after you are done due to your lack of inexperience? Well, a german Brothel got you coverd V-boy! They [...]

Do people who join scientology become crazy, or is it usually crazy people who join scientology? That is the question, in light of the fact that Janeanne Garofalo seems to be thumping for them now. Hmmm….I am just heartbroken to find out that Leah Remini is one of them. Fuckin  alein lord Xemu!

The world has gone bonkers :With a new production about Libya'scolorful leaderMuammar Gaddafi, the English National Operaboldly goes where no opera house has gone before."Gaddafi," which opens in September, will feature Asianbeats and rap in place of arias and romance, and the title rolewill be performed by a 39-year-old Irish-Indian nightclub MCcalled JC-001.The opera tackles [...]

And by happy ending, it's that part of getting a message that is considerd, well, illegal anywhere except Japan. Hell, he even had to do it himself, and now the word is out !

Watch the video , view the pictures, and brace yourself!

Strike 1 for "born again christian" pedophile : This man will pay 1000 dolalr for a born again christian virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24. Ohh yeah:man hascaused an uproar in this southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising inan unusual manner that he'd like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.A [...]

It's all about LOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE !

And he says it publically . I know how to settle this feud. Let's have a dance- off, and shoot whomever wins in the foot.

This is priceless! Crazy, psychotic and preverted, but priceless!

Oh yes, there is one. However, since the dean looks like this, I am guessing those are women who turned to whoring out of sexual, not financial, necessity!Now if only there was a pimp college, where you can study pimpology and become a certified PIMP. What an awesome addition to any resume that would be, [...]