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Thought of the Day

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sat, 26/08/2006 - 09:44
I think all political debates should be had in undergarments. All of them. Especially Presidential debates!That is all! 
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Poor bunnies

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Fri, 25/08/2006 - 16:29
Never doubt a Bunny's resolve when it wants to commit suicide!
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Just Being mean

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 22/08/2006 - 09:01
 
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On regional Omlets

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Thu, 10/08/2006 - 15:16
Going with the mixing food with politics theme that has been ongoing in my posts comment section this past week, check this out!
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Swordfishing

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 09/08/2006 - 11:45
Remember the anti-suicidebombing PSA they planned on airing on arabic channels to convince the arabic youth that such acts are bad? Well, they have been airing it for a month now, and I can't help but chuckle everytime they do. The reason? The people who made it took the opening sequence from Swordfish, [...]
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Jihad TV

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 30/07/2006 - 10:25
Heh!
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Al Zawahiri found!

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Fri, 28/07/2006 - 18:33
He was hiding in plain sight all of this time!
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Apollo 11 had a close encounter?

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 25/07/2006 - 12:07
Buzz Aldarin claims that he and the Apollo 11 crew saw a UFO when they were up in space. For real:Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the secondman to walk on the Moon's surface after Neil Armstrong, says spaceagency bosses covered up their sighting.And the Apollo 11 astronauts were also careful not to talk ab out it openly.He [...]
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Gay Divorce

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 25/07/2006 - 11:39
The first gay couple to get married in Mass. just got a divorce , which gay marriage advocates will use to prove that they "are just like the rest of us", and they are right. Gay people have just proved that they have the exact same respect for the institution of marriage as straight people [...]
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Palestinian loves a jew, hilarity ensues

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 27/06/2006 - 15:31
This seems to be the plot of this movie anyway. It' supposed to be a comedy, but me wasn't impressed by the trailer that it's actualy funny. However, Amr Diab song as a backgorund music? Very cool!
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Some pumping required

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 25/06/2006 - 12:56
Parents who will buy this to their children, well, yeah, nevermind.Skeet Skeet skeet! 
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One Happy Family

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 25/06/2006 - 10:56
The arabs hate the Jordanian King Hussein and call him a traitor, the Benedict Arnold of the arab world, for not fighting with Israel during the 50's and 60's, and for kicking out the PLO after they tried to overthrow him in the 1970's. The arabs hate the egyptians for the Camp David treaty and selling [...]
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Hell’s virgins look like Helen Thomas

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sat, 24/06/2006 - 12:17
Now that's a scary thought! 72 Helen Thomases in lingerie! AWGHHHHHHHHHHH!Rep. King, me thinks you owe me an apology for giving me that mental image.
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Positive Nubian Re-Enforcement!

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Thu, 22/06/2006 - 13:20
*Yesterday *Me: Don't you find it a little fucked up, you know, our obsession with whiteness?S: Whatchu mean?Me: We have this view that the whiter the person the better. Like those Whitening cremes they advertize on TV. WTF is up with that?S: I know. I guess there is a market for tanned girls that just [...]
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325 comments and counting

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 21/06/2006 - 12:16
The "A referendum on camp david " post has now 325 comments. 325. Only 325. Frankly I am dissapointed. Let's bring it up to 400 people.I know you can do it!
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The World cup marital survival PSA

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Mon, 19/06/2006 - 16:39
This is for all you women who are married to Men who love the world Cup. Trust me on this, it could save your marriage!
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I want to work there

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 13/06/2006 - 13:35
So this is what being a civil servant is all about. No wonder people keep saying it's a rewarding line of work:Leaping naked from filing cabinets, taking drugs and having sex in thetoilets are just a few of the complaints being investigated against agroup of civil servants in northern England.The Rural Payments Agency, which is [...]
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Moustaches are back

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Fri, 09/06/2006 - 16:44
That is not good!
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Damien is born

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Thu, 08/06/2006 - 12:19
And his name is Jimmy Lee. You know how we know? He was born on 6/6/6 and weighs exactly 6.66 pounds. It must be him.Of course, the fact that the number of the beast isn't 666, but rather 616 , is completely irrelevant to the fact that it must be him! 
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6/6/06

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 06/06/2006 - 11:26
The Day of the Devil is here!Wohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Priorities

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 30/05/2006 - 14:19
This is for all of the egyptian bloggers currently taking University exams: A Bangali University postpones its exams until after the worldcup finals .Nice, ehh? 
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That’s just wrong

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Mon, 29/05/2006 - 10:02
A swan is in love with the swan paddle boat . Pervert!
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Christian Jihadis

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 28/05/2006 - 14:02
Good news: An Indian has offerd a bounty on the head of an author for a book that they viewed as mocking their faith. The good news part? The Indian is catholic, and the author is Dan Brown , thus proving that 1) it's not only muslims who do crazy shit like that, catholics do [...]
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But he is gay..I mean blind

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 24/05/2006 - 10:54
This is great!
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Your granparents were monkeys

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 23/05/2006 - 13:38
Well, some of them were anyway.
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On the floor..laughing my ass off

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 23/05/2006 - 11:22
This is freakin GENIUS!
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Poor Al Jazeera

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 21/05/2006 - 11:36
Is this what they referr to as Karma?
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Thank God I was born a man

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Fri, 19/05/2006 - 13:35
If I had to go through what Hal goes through every time she wants to go out , I would fuckin shoot myself. I can't even imagine 10 things I would do before I got out, let alone 20. There is shower, shave, brush teeth, brush hair, put something on, find matching socks, and get [...]
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Google trends is evil

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 16/05/2006 - 11:03
It is. It really really is. It's telling me all kinds of things I did not want to know.Is it bad that I find this funny ? Update: Ok, and is it wrong that I am not surprised about this ? 
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Allah’s egg

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 07/05/2006 - 11:39
I just live for this shit ! Talk about Faith rewarded!
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