Manal and Alaa's bit bucket

Mrs. Robinson: so going to hell for that one. i just know it!
me: ehh. we all are!
Mrs. Robinson: i know.
me: at least that's where all the smart people will be
me: I mean
Mrs. Robinson: but also the STUPID PEOPLE
me: people who think that the prophet will reward them for not buying butter and cheese drive me crazy
me: “See, u were a good person all ur life, but u bought Lurpak, So, like, u have to go to hell"
Mrs. Robinson: HAHAHAHAHA
me: I love that they are burning cheese in demonstrations dude
Mrs. Robinson: yeah, classic
me: "You have mocked our prophet in ur cartoon, so we shall BURN YOUR CHEESE!"
Mrs. Robinson: HAHA
me: u know?
me: One of my readers said that it's like something out of Monthy Python or something.
Mrs. Robinson: DEATH TO ALL CHEESE
me: yes
Mrs. Robinson: totally
me: YES
me: Love the prophet? Burn Butter
Mrs. Robinson: BURN THAT BUTTER
Mrs. Robinson: HAHA
me: aww
me: that sounds dirty
Mrs. Robinson: hilarious
me: just trying to burn that butter dude
me: she won’t let me burn that butter
Mrs. Robinson: haha
Mrs. Robinson: dude, i totally burned her butter last night
me: NICE
me: Her butter is burned
me: No more butter in that baby
me: just torched that sweet butter
Mrs. Robinson: my butter's on fire
me: You make my butter burn
Mrs. Robinson: melt it, melt it
me: LOL
Mrs. Robinson: ah, yeah, I’m burnin butter
me: Ohh baby, you know how I like it when you melt my butter
Mrs. Robinson: HA
me: Ok
me: this should be a blog entry
Mrs. Robinson: totally, but DONT WRITE MY NAME
me: Ok
me: when I think Butter, all I think about is Butterface
Mrs. Robinson: haha
Mrs. Robinson: that could be bad
me: u know? Butterface
Mrs. Robinson: dude, i buttered her ass
Mrs. Robinson: shes such a butterface
me: yeah
me: buttered her ass
me: ewwww. lol
me: mental image
me: scary visual mental place
Mrs. Robinson: ewwwwwwwwwww
me: that would so be in a rap video
Mrs. Robinson: i was totally butterfacing her
Mrs. Robinson: LOL
me: black guy buttering a black girl's big Butt with butter
me: Say that 3 Times
me: Anyway, back to the video
Mrs. Robinson: HAHA
me: R. Kelly music in the background
me: “baby let me Butter your butt”
me: “Once you put Lurpak on that crack, there is no going back!”
Mrs. Robinson: AND THAT’S WHY WE SHOULD: BUY LURPAK!
me: LoL
Mrs. Robinson: "LURPAK. The sexy butter"
me: LOL
me: just put some Lurpak on that sexy crack
Mrs. Robinson: LOL
Mrs. Robinson: Lurpak that ass
me: that would be a great phrase
me: I lurpaked her ass
Mrs. Robinson: dude, we totally lurpaked last night. like, all night, butter, butter, butter
me: Goddamn it. Lurpaked again
Mrs. Robinson: hey, wanna lurpak?
me: She won’t let me lurpak her ass man. She ain’t kinky like that
Mrs. Robinson: HA
me: let's lurpak baby
me: here is a phrase that just sounds wrong in my head
me: “Lurpak that cow”
Mrs. Robinson: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mrs. Robinson: she lurpaked like a cow
me: aww
me: lol
me: lol
me: wow
me: so copying and pasting this
Mrs. Robinson: dude, her lurpak is so buttery
me: lol
me: u r killing me
Mrs. Robinson: hilarious. But dude, not my name. Like, not even *. my ******* will totally know!!
me: ******** reads my blog?
me: ******** reads me?
Mrs. Robinson: sometimes
Mrs. Robinson: hehe
Mrs. Robinson: yes
me: lol
me: Now That's scary
Mrs. Robinson: hilarious
me: ok
me: give me ur stage name
me: we shall call u NIKITA
Mrs. Robinson: but I should get a cool pseudonym ok??
Mrs. Robinson: NO. Way more fun
me: ok
me: give me one
Mrs. Robinson: Mrs. Robinson
me: u r so perverted, I love it! lol
Mrs. Robinson: it's hilarious
me: can’t believe u went there
me: awesome
Mrs. Robinson: of course. It was the first thing that popped into my mind
me: hehe
me: good ole Mrs. Robinson
me: how we all wanted one
Mrs. Robinson: not me
me: well yeah
me: guys did!
Mrs. Robinson: i was perfectly happy with a Mr. Robinson
me: everyone wanted to Lurpak that Cow
Mrs. Robinson: HAHAHAHAHA