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A.J. challanges Bush to a debate

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 29/08/2006 - 17:16
Now that's a debate I would just LOVE TO WATCH!They should however follow my political debates rule. It would make it far more interesting! 10 dollars says that A.J. wears Tighty whiteys!
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Developments

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 27/08/2006 - 15:43
The syrians, in order to pressure Lebanon over spreading UNFIL forces on its borders, has cut off the electricity it provided Lebanon. Then, in true Bisho (I am a giant gaping Vagina) Aassad fashion, denied doing so, and claimed that there was a problem inthe electrity line from Egypt, which Egypt has denied.The Iranians, [...]
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On Hezbollah’s victory

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 27/08/2006 - 02:19
Michael Young thinks that the world got hoodwinked by the Party of the Allmighty!Well, since it's all settled that Hezbollah has won, let's just open asix-pack of non-alcoholic beer and drink to the health of the party'ssecretary general, Hassan Nasrallah, the Arab world's latest Che Guevara.But what kind of victory is this that, even by [...]
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A.J.’s blog hacked

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 15/08/2006 - 11:04
By evil zionist jewish hackers.
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Bombed again

by Matthew Carrington from arabist.net on Mon, 14/08/2006 - 11:01
According to a reader familiar with New Yorker magazine, Seymour Hersh and his nameless friends are at it again this month.If what Hersh reports being told by “a Middle East expert with knowledge” is correct, we have further evidence (like we needed it) of the crowded confusion that occupies Bush Jr.’s oval cuckoo’s nest. According [...]
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Ahmadinejad blogging!!!

by Hossam el-Hamalawy from arabist.net on Mon, 14/08/2006 - 10:17
Unbelievable!Iranian president talks about his childhood and the Iranian revolution in his new blogBy ALI AKBAR DAREINIAssociated Press Writer08-13-2006 19:35TEHRAN, Iran (AP) _ Iran’s hardline president has started blogging, recounting childhood memories, the country’s Islamic Revolution and Tehran’s war with Iraq in his first entry.President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Web log also requests that readers participate in [...]
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Bernard Lewis: Armegeddon in two weeks

by Issandr El Amrani from arabist.net on Tue, 08/08/2006 - 16:19
Darling of neo-cons Bernard Lewis, writing in the Wall Street Journal, pinpoints the precise date of the Iranian destruction of Israel and the end of times:In Islam, as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time — Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon, and for Shiite Muslims, [...]
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A message from Shirin Ebadi

by Issandr El Amrani from arabist.net on Tue, 08/08/2006 - 10:10
This is going around, from the well-known Iranian human rights activist Shirin Ebadi:There is a very important matter I would like to discuss with you. I conduct my human rights activities through the Defender of Human Rights Center (DHRC). I am the president of this center and we have three important responsibilities:a. We report the [...]
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The strange world of Iranian sentences

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 02/08/2006 - 11:44
Get 15 years in Prison for killing your Husbend, but get stoned to death for cheating on him. The story of Ashraf Kolhari, and her unusual death sentence, is here.Moneyshot:According to reports at the time, in December 2002 Ayatollah Shahroudi, the Head of the Judiciary, sent a ruling to judgesordering a moratorium on execution by [...]
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The Iranian Hezbollah re-enforcement

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 02/08/2006 - 11:36
They may be lebanese, but they definitely do have Iranian re-enforcments: Here are pictures of Iranian hezbollah fighters on their way to Lebanon.  The Proxy war continues! 
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Akbar Mohammadi is dead

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Mon, 31/07/2006 - 14:50
Akbar who? Iranian dissident wrongfully impirsoned for 9 years ? Died in prison after a 9 day hungerstrike you say? Who cares? Don't you know that there is a war going on?
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Hehhohmuaha

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Mon, 31/07/2006 - 13:49

CAN'T…STOP….LAUGHING!

French Foreign Minister Philippe
Douste-Blazy held a press conference in Beirut, in which he said that
Iran was "a stabilizing element in the Middle East."

According to the French minister, "Iran is an outstanding country
with great people and a honorable civilization. It has a crucial role
in the region." (Reuters)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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Iran bans naughty foreign words

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 30/07/2006 - 10:39
Gotta admire the Iranian government. That's a government that tackeles important issues!
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Believers

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Sun, 30/07/2006 - 10:31
Q: What unites god-fearing islamist Ahmeddinjad with non-god-fearing socialist Chavez?A: They both fear the great Satan! 
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Reasoning

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Fri, 28/07/2006 - 19:33
Dear arab readers,A lot of you have complained that I am taking a pro-Israeli stance, which came as a surprise to me, mainly because I don't recall cheering on the IDF in any of my posts. On the contrary, I've been chastizing them . So, ehh, me thinks that you are confusing the fact that [...]
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Anger in Iranian street over Hezbollah support

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Fri, 28/07/2006 - 18:46
This is interesting:There is a huge amount of anger here about what is happening in Lebanon, but it is not all the result of Israeli bombs, missiles and artillery.“Of course I am angry,’’ said Hamid Akbari, 30, a deliveryman. “All our income is going to Palestine and Hezbollah.”For decades, Iranhas been Hezbollah’s prime patron, helping [...]
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Iran to get Hezbollah to curb attacks???

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 18/07/2006 - 14:49
This is the story according to Ynet news.Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki was sent to Damascus tourge Hizbullah to curb rocket attacks against Israel and to release twoIsrael Defense Forces soldiers captured a week ago in order to avoidfurther escalations, a London-based Arabic daily reported.Al-Sharq al-Awsat reported that a Europeancountry warned Iran that Israel is [...]
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I didn’t even notice

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 18/07/2006 - 14:26
Mahmood has noticed something I don't think any of us did: The eerie silence of Al Qaeda in regards to what's happening in Lebanon. Anyone else notice that?I guess when your two main enemies, the Shia and the Jews, are killing each other, it's best to stay out of the picture. The Wahhabis are [...]
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Al Hayat interview with Bashar Assad

by Issandr El Amrani from arabist.net on Thu, 29/06/2006 - 13:49
In which he discusses (with editor Ghassan Charbel and Damascus bureau chief Ibrahim Hamidi)Syria’s relationship with Jordan, Egypt’s negotiation of behalf of mini-Hariri, Arab fears of Iran’s growing regional role, growing sectarianism in Lebanon, his willingness to deal with anyone in Lebanon (Aoun, mini-Hariri, Seniora, etc.) except Walid Jumblatt and maybe Jacques Chirac. Although the [...]
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We don’t do statistics!

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 21/06/2006 - 12:59
The Guardain published a report saying that A.J. enjoys a 70% approval rating. How did they get that number? Was it by a poll? Nope. Some dude said it:"He's more popular now than a year ago. He's on the rise," said NasserHadian-Jazy, a professor of political science at Tehran University. "Iguess he has a 70% [...]
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Why I will miss Iran in the Worldcup

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Mon, 19/06/2006 - 12:08
Why? The Iranian Soccor babes, of course:   Yowzah!In seperate news, the iranians are circulating their own conspiracy theory about why Iran lost to Mexico: The Regime orderd them to . Hmmm…. 
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MERIP on Iran, twice

by Issandr El Amrani from arabist.net on Sun, 18/06/2006 - 22:16
MERIP has published two interesting articles on Iran in the last week. The first looked at the strategic Iran-Israel rivalry, arguing that posturing in both countries had to do with their self-image as the region’s only real powers and their need to be counted as a player by the region’s superpower, the US. The article [...]
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Get women to beat women

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 13/06/2006 - 11:12
Iran is very careful about not appearing as if they are men who opress women, so now at women's rights protests they dispatch women officers to beat up the women activists . Now that's equality, no?Iranian police with batons and shields beat women's rightsdemonstrators in a downtown Tehran square Monday, injuring oneprotester and detaining 20.[…]he [...]
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The Pahlavi restoration project

by Issandr El Amrani from arabist.net on Thu, 08/06/2006 - 13:29
Probably the funniest thing I’ve read all week — especially the last paragraph:By the way, Mr. Pahlavi says that in a democratic Iran, he would be honored to assume the title of shah in a parliamentary system, but only if the Iranian people ask him to. He already has at least one vote. On the [...]
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Tehran Protests

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 24/05/2006 - 13:48
More than 2000 students clashing with the Police, right now. Winston- my fellow Neo-con American Right-wing Christian Imperialist Zionist  (NARCIZ for short) co-conspirator - has the story !
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Bush’s letter to A.J.

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 24/05/2006 - 11:45
If only this was truly his response .My favorite part:  Thank you for your invitation to accept Islam.  As you know, Iam a Christian.  Throughout your letter you accuse me of being a badChristian, which leaves me puzzled as to why you think I might make agood Muslim.  However, before you proselytize outside your own [...]
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Beating a dead horse

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Wed, 24/05/2006 - 11:18
The Europeans are drawing up another compromise to make Iran happy , ignoring the fact that Iran's leader will only be happy when they, just like North Korea, have nukes. Here is an idea europeans: Change the EU flag to a pure white one. It's a more accurate description to the state of Pussy-dom that [...]
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A.J. doesn’t shower

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Mon, 15/05/2006 - 10:50
Or so said a text message that the Irnaian president received on his cell-phone, and his reaction, well, is telling of his personality :Iran's hardline president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has apparently beenincensed by an anonymous text message suggesting he does not washenough. Ahmadinejad has taken legal action over the offending text, hasfired the president of a [...]
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Iran’s women barred from soccer games

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Tue, 09/05/2006 - 12:15
So says the great Ayatollah , who is afraid that having women in their own section all coverd up in a soccer game would cause serious moral breakdown in the fabric of the iranian society, or, something like that. This makes Iran one of the few societies on earth in which women actually want to [...]
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Arab distrust of Iran grows

by The Sandmonkey from sandmonkey.org on Thu, 04/05/2006 - 10:10
At least that's what this article claims . I would say that it's about damn time someone said that Iran is a danger to all of us, especially headed by A.J. the psycho. The downside naturally would be that any conforntation is bound to inflame the Shia in Lebanon, Iraq and Al Bahrain, cause it's [...]
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